What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What do you mean son?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Do you know what she said mum?

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Which sunblock is best for oily skin?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?